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[–] frog@feddit.uk 91 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it's still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, it's only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.

Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.

Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Don't ever message me again you piece of sh17.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

I need to keep a list of your usernames or something

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They said slightly less gay, not more gay than a rainbow furry in a Village People orgy.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Imagine if he went full GAY!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don't lie.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Ooo, sorry... Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

User name checks out. Also, is true.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, he said "slighlty less" gay, not straight...

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

So slightly less effective?

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah you're gonna need at least 5

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unstable Unicorns mentioned

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

(Not my work, I just think it's cool)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why's the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

[–] decolo@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Someone needs to give cover fire while the other places the nukes.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
  1. I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".

Showing my age with this reference

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago

Brilliant!

I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm never quite sure if these people believe what they're saying, and should be institutionalised, or it's more of a vibe thing.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

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Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.

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