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Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 9 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

"How did Donald Trump win in the US? How could so many people be so stupid and out of touch with reality?"

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

[–] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 7 points 29 minutes ago

This is actually a win. The original site was going through an ecological sensitive area. People fought to protect the "grave" of a fictional character but accidentally protected a delicate ecology. That is more important than protecting the dead, real or not.

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

[–] strumpet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 2 points 9 minutes ago

Fuck that. Login???

[–] bowsertattoo@piefed.social 12 points 1 hour ago

wow this sucks

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I had a small inkling of hope that "dobby's grave" was something unrelated to hary pooper

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Jesus Christ, they're not even good children's books

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 10 points 1 hour ago

They are quite shit. They are easy reads, and it gets children to read, that's pretty good. But damn, shit makes no sense, and harry potter adults are pretty damn weird.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

I like the books, hate the writer

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 27 points 4 hours ago

Plus the Author is a bigot.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

and dobby was the most poorly written one.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not the Jewish bankers or Irish bomber?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

they weren't Jewish, they were goblins...

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (20 children)

It's, of course, a matter of taste whether or not you find them good. But let's not pretend that we're not talking about one of he most popular, best-selling children's book series of all time that spawned a 30+ billion dollar franchise of movies, merch, games, and a theme park. Plenty of people found them plenty good enough to generate that big of a financial success.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago

hey now, lets not try to get people to realize that other people's opinions matter.

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