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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Mammal under an avian creature?

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Moose amuse-bouche

Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago

This is the most Canadian thing ever.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 7 points 15 hours ago

Quack on a rack

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 30 points 23 hours ago

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 47 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That's easy, it's a don't fuck with that on a don't fuck with that. What's my prize?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Don't fuck with that + don't fuck with that = 0 fucks given

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

This is the most evil meat mech I've ever seen.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.

may moose god have mercy on us all

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Geese on a meese

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 11 points 21 hours ago

Goose on a moose on the loose

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just imagine the 2 of them in a room together 😱

Moose Nonsense

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Dumb like a moose.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 19 hours ago

Mynd you, moose bytes kan be realli nasti

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I. Am. So. Ready.

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Bird on the furred

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

Gander on antlers?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

Now this is an image I can understand!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 19 hours ago

Hare on a Bear

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

utterly unstoppable.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was an Elk.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 19 hours ago

Whelk on an Elk.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grzgrz@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

Mack on the stack

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

this made me exhale quickly out my nose and smile

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It's actually duck on a buck /s

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Gander on the Antler

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Prig on the big

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How do we play?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard? All manipulated images are now "AI", regardless of actual source.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

don't listen to kraken they got six fingers