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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Everything special about this man was true when he still had an umbilical chord.

He and Trump are what happens to generational wealth. You have clever criminals like Trump's dad and Grandad, and Joseph Kennedy, only for three generations to pass and your left with stupid criminals.

I think that the Trump and Kennedy names belong next to each other. Even if it does ruin the opera for rich cunts.

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Christ, that is one ugly man.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 5 days ago

You should hear his voice. His face is the prettiest thing of that man.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is just SO much to hate about this person without bringing his physical appearance into it. How would you feel being compared to this man just because you have a face like a slapped ass? Do better

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Lmao, no. Dude’s a terrible person from the inside out. I’m not pulling punches on one of the most harmful men in world politics because some snowflake on Lemmy told me to.

Unless you're being facetious with the slapped ass comment... I can't quite tell, lol.

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 6 days ago

Not pulling punches but only punching using opressive beuty standerts do better insulting bad "ugly" folks also harms everyone else by strenghtening these standerts and normalizing being mean/bad to folks who dont reach these standerts

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 9 points 6 days ago
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 9 points 6 days ago

Three Penis Wine

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

I need this as a hyper-realistic Halloween mask

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

I feel greatly mislead. that face is not animal dicks. and no animal should have their dick anywhere that guy.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

If this pace doesn't serve deep dried racoon dicks, I'm outta here. I'm tired of not having my coon dicks, this is bullshit.

Fucking secretary of health and I can't even get one god damn fried coon dick around here, what the fuck? You work hard, all your life, hoping one day to be able to kick back and enjoy life's simple pleasures once in a while, but look around and not a racoon dick to be found.

FUCK!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Hide yo raccoons, hide yo whales... This guy raping everything up in here.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I can hear it in that voice that sounds like processed through a flanger effect

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

POV you try to find the male eel

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

in his lumpy potato that some might call a brain.