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[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now

Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack...

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Impossible, with such broad shoulders.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Are we talking about my looks or my iq score?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.

[–] n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn't include a naked dude.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

There's always next time.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

I’m profoundly disappointed the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Bodum t'ssh

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

C'est terrible!

[–] Nester@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i think in the US they call it a 'French Police'

[–] Nester@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I choose to believe this is true

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 week ago

spread the good word

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

French press.

(The press is also what we call our news media)

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 week ago

whereabouts in the US are you from? because I'm nkt saying you're lying, but maybe you're from a small isolated community or something

[–] thenextguy@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey thats funny you can't do that here

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just plunging all of France into chaos

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Terrible pun. Thank you

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

i think americans call these a 'french military'

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What in gods name tea pot are you using?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Idk. I hab short vocab? Hjalp

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Til. I have one, I use it to steep tea.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

tel://0800 ZUT ALORS

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It took me a second, but I got it.

[–] Paularhion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Alert the bodum?