Mildly Infuriating

We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.

How about when there's that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?

It's even worse when you know who it is, because now it's like you have x-ray vision to their ass crack.

This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn't have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don't even have to worry about washing my hands.

There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!

This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.

Not mildly.

Majorly.

I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can't afford an accident at the urinal.

I don't want to touch it either, but if you're going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane 
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole !

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat 
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole !

More specific, the target practice gets more wild at a pub.

Some people can't use a urinal. Medical issues.

That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.

I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:

• penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
• vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.

It's fucking gross.

I always wipe down every seat with enough toilet paper I feel like I'm not going to directly touch any pee. It's just an ingrained habit from decades of living with people who like their toilet seats cold, moist, and yellow.

I avoid public bathrooms for this reason

or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.

I usually sit to pee; but since there's piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It's a vicious cycle of piss.

The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The seats, after their breaks, are usually pretty gross. The floors around the toilets get very gross by the end of their shift.

I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.