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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Wow! So THAT'S what it looked like.

[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 25 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Iceland shouldn't be on this, it didn't exist until ~20 million years ago. Pangaea broke up ~200 million years ago.

Probably lots of others, like most of Japan shouldn't be labelled either.

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

NEERRRRRRRRD

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

I don't know my time lines, but I thought the Great Lakes where relatively newer.

[–] northertech@fedia.io 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Spain and Portugal are way off. The Appalachians extend to the British Isles and are much older than the mountains in the Iberian peninsula.

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, this appears to be for entertainment purposes only.

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Japan actually made me laugh, simply because the entire country somehow walked all the way around to the other side of the continent.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

The land of the rising sun becomes the land of the setting sun.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 45 points 18 hours ago

Imagine the fucking train network we could have had!

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 46 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

USA if suddenly in this scenario seeing so many "brown" countries so close:

[–] lime@feddit.nu 24 points 19 hours ago

everyone if suddenly in this scenario:

[–] m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

Yeah all those poor Floridians

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Every time I see Pangea, I have the same thought. Before I say it, I should preface that I know nothing about plate tectonics or geology or planetary physics or any other related science.

Are we sure that's how it was? I mean the whole one continent and the rest of the globe is ocean. Is there a chance that in addition to the super continent, the planet was also way smaller? Like maybe that continent wrapped around the majority of a smaller sphere instead of just one clump on one side of the current size of the sphere.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

Yes, they have a very good idea on accuracy. For the record, I was originally a young earth creationist but curiosity got the better of me. Geologists are very obsessive about rocks so it’s just a case of puzzling out what rocks match perfectly despite distance, accounting for things like erosion or volcanoes, and lining up the various ages of rocks for when they were made and when other rocks filled in. Then add fossils to check connections and weather conditions. There is obviously more than this, but it’s something a person can get real deep into.

The planet would not be noticeably different in size. The last time the earth got a noticeable rise in mass we ended up with a moon. There is evidence of objects in the lower mantle that are most likely old sunken tectonic plates, but I don’t recall details.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What should we call the mysterious continent on the dark side of pangea? It should evoke an aire of mystery.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Not sure if troll, too lazy to respond just in case.

If not troll, tldr: no, the energy required would liquify (or worse) the earth.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Not trolling, just ignorant on most related sciences.

Honestly, that much continental drift (Pangea to modern geography) seems so unbelievable to me. For some reason it's easier to wrap my head around the globe expanding from a roughly Pangea sized sphere and the cracks between the continental shelves filling with water as the sphere got bigger.

I feel like to someone who is familiar with this science, this probably sounds like me saying "Yeah, but a flat earth just makes more sense."

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

I think part of the issue is that, you are right in a way, but your timescale is just so off. The earth did start off very small, and over the course of the entire life of the universe, it's changed into what you see today. Obviously there's no photos of Pangaea, but we have the plates themselves as evidence.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Yeah it does sound like that lmao

If the world were to get, say, twice as big, that would require a lot of matter, like smacking into an equally sized protoplanet. Your first problem is, such a collision would impart a lot of energy and turn the earth into a smoking mass of lava and volcanoes like it was when it formed. But the second problem is: How would the continents all be the same shape, and only the low-lying water regions have expanded? This would imply all the new matter went down inside the sphere of the current continents.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago

East Africa splitting from the continent and the resulting strip of lakes is a relatively recent phenomenon.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No thanks, the americans are way too close.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 15 hours ago

We're even closer. I'm in your walls.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

I find it a bit surprising that almost every major country is mapped to Pangea. Notably Iran is split down the Zagros mountain range.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago

lol get rotated commies

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

looks so cozy

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Imagine the railroads

[–] xSikes@feddit.online 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The toll prices through Spain and France would be nuts.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

But it's easier to avoid Switzerland, so that evens out.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Today: Nothing but ocean in front of the US west coast.

Back then: Nothing but ocean in front of the US west coast.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 6 points 18 hours ago

I'm actually pretty sure the west coast wouldn't exist, didn't the Rockies get formed by the pacific plate hitting the North American plate while pangea was unforming?

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Is the other half of earth just a big ocean? Or what?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago

No, thats where the giants live.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 18 hours ago

Yeah. Just a single vast expanse of ocean that makes the modern-day Pacific look small and cramped. Just think how lonely it would be in a boat on the other side of the earth...

Oh, and the hurricanes will be absolutely gargantuan sometimes, having such a large ocean to strengthen over before finally hitting land.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 8 points 18 hours ago

I mean, the Earth currently is 71% ocean.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

where Australia go.

Edit nevermind i thought Australia was bigger

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Serious question, what would BC through to Colorado look like during Pangea as when work was like this the Rocky Mountains weren't mountains yet.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

With my high-school tectonic plate knowledge, they were probably more ocean, or much wider and flatter.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

I've seen a gif of this and it's funny how India just floats its way to China.

[–] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago

Proof it was flat then too!!1

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 16 hours ago

Finally a solution to the continent loneliness crisis.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Hey, my favorite fishing spot survived!

[–] anotherpos@feddit.online 1 points 16 hours ago

This is interesting

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

“Just the tip, I promise.” - Greenland to Portugal

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

I love how Florida is exactly the same lmao

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Ah yeas, I remember how nice France's east coast was.

[–] Geodes_n_Gems@lemmy.ml 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I get it's obvious but it's still cool that the borders are still sorta the same.

[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Tibet really went for a rip...