My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2026
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She's only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.
Hilariously my mother has only accused me of doing drugs once in my life, when she accused me of smoking weed in their house. I hadn't smoked actual weed in weeks by then, and had hit my vape exactly once when I stepped out of the car to visit.
The smell was a dead skunk on the highway.
I'm not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn't give it to me
Institution!
You're the one who's crazy!
More like the firing line please. Pepsi? That's devil worship.
Hey, as long as the drugs don't become a crisis for your finances.
drugs are only a problem if they affect your work, your wallet, or your social relationships (friends, family, or otherwise)
Or your, you know, physical health.
Nah fuck that I want off this ride already
but you get prescribed drugs for your health
What if I told you people sometimes take drugs that weren't prescribed to them?
Praise Keir or something, idk
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
Kier, brilliant one, Kier.
Brings the bounty to the plain through
the torment, through the rains,
Progress, knowledge show no fear,
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
MFs out here singing punitive renditions of the Kier hymn.
Had us in the middle half ngl. 👌
How bout them bond markets
Bond. Market Bond.