That was 5 minutes ago. I am not dead yet
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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At a geometric.. rate ?
Pretty common way of expressing exponential growth
Except geometric means the exponent is fixed, i.e.
f(x) = x^2
f(x) = x^3
...
f(x) = x^n
where n is a constant, while exponential means the exponent is the variable, like
f(x) = 3^x
He’s a terminator, not a mathinator.
In the German version he tells John and Sarah that his brain is based on a neutral net
Thank god he wasn’t a burninator
Terminator was a man, Or maybe he was a robot-man, Or maybe he was just a robot...
Coincidentally, I happen to be watching families at play through a chain link fence at the moment.
What a blast!
How this effect was created before computers is crazy. The movement while disintegrating is so good.
I don’t know family members birthdays, but I’ve had this in my calendar for years:
Wrong decade bro...
Still hiding today
Everyone knows Judgement Day was successfully postponed until July 25, 2004.
1997
Epstein time