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[–] iridebikes@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Oof. Literally my life's story so far.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

Get your library science degree now, there are only a few accredited programs. I thought about doing this earlier this year and was surprised at how complicated it actually was to become a librarian.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 31 minutes ago

I wish factory jobs paid better. Many of them are chill and easy.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 33 minutes ago

Except not that gross 24 corporate ladder thing. But I guess 18-2x I was studying web design and had aspirations of making the next big web 2.0 site, back when it was still popular to idolize Google.

But by 24 I was already drinking the foss kool-aid and becoming jaded toward the tech industry.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago

Me at 46: I want to dismantle the machinery that makes trillionaires.

[–] fluxcap@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

I actually started climbing the ladder and to be honest, I fucking hate it and am looking for a way out. I have never dealt with so many people that are willing to sacrifice their own dignity to be a sycophant for the sake of money.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I work in a hospital in a lab where I look at small pieces of the human body through a microscope in a quiet office where people apologize for interrupting me. It’s heaven

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

knockknockknock

Sorry to bother you…

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 2 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

You ever look at your dick and balls with that microscope?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Never wanted to climb the ladder, but it was the only way I could really get better pay.

The higher I go, the more I can't stand the conversations. Being straightforward is a career killer. Competing with folks that talk big without knowledge, knowing I need to carefully balance working with them while making sure my ass is documented and covered for any blame when they screw up and want to throw someone under the bus.

I have generally still loved talking to the "grunts" and customers. People who have real problems and doing real stuff without so much office politic crap going on. Not people trying to write blog posts to try to sound smart without actually doing anything or actually knowing the material.

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Don't librarians in the US have to have masters degrees? I thought it was another underpaid very competitive career path where you had to wait for people to retire to find a job.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I never wanted the former, even as a kid.
All I've ever wanted is something that's unstressful and fulfilling by doing good to others and gives me enough, both time and money, to be comfortable (and my view of comfortable in the money part is a lot less than the vast majority of people want).

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think most of Genz doesn't want it.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Every interview: "oh great! You have a lot of manager experience! We've been looking for somebody with those skills!"

Me: "I'm not really looking to be in charge of people. I find the generational differences too tiring. I can't relate and I'm tired of having to tell children to put away their phones."

And within a year I'm a manager again. Just can't seem to shake it. Which is why every damn job on my resume is manager. At least this time around I am managing things and not people. So a little better.

[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

One of the best jobs I ever had was night shift stocker at a grocery store. I'd clock in as the store was closing and would clock out about an hour after it opened. I'd get stoned out of my mind, listen to music or audio books the whole time and restock cereal and stuff.

My job now is pretty cushy now, but I do reminisce when I didn't have to think about work during off hours.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

The job you are looking for at 38 is Page but like every job within the library system. It pays worse than teaching for the no-exceptions required-education

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

I applied for Page like 3 times at my local library, but my resume reads as disillusioned tech bro so I don't think I have much of a chance. t_t

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

You should legally change your name to Page, that should put you way above everyone else

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Have a colleague who went from over $300k/year to like a $50k/year job. Basically something to vaguely keep the lights on while his savings took care of itself. Way too young to retire, but he figures he can be ok with his savings and bonuses he had over his high paying career.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I dunno I thought I wanted this and took a job at a datacenter

Some days I don't even interact with another human

5 years into this and it's completely killed my social skills and therefore social life, im thinking about moving on for this reason actually

[–] Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If it pays ok, why not volunteer?

You get to socialise, you get to feel a part of your community, you get to feel like you're making a difference, etc.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I'll second the volunteering, though I never really feel comfortable socializing among the volunteers, it still feels good actually doing something I think matters, but at the same time know I'm utterly replacable and no one would specifically need me to do any of it.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know why but the hermit nature of the job leaks into my real life and I tend to not want to socialize outside of work either

It's all been a slow burn in this way

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Im in the same boat. Perpetual screen time is fine if you have colleagues next to you that you can shoot the shit with. Without them? Brain becomes a spongey moss

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

It's not just screen time in my case. Alone in the datacenter at night is like some liminal space and it feels like there is something inherently unhealthy standing amongst the whirring server racks. Even with hearing protection it just drives a guy mad in a way

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Honestly, at 45 with a very patchy CV because I was forced to become a full time carer more than once (fuck cancer), I'm probably fucked.

Feel like I might as well flush my degrees down the toilet. Luckily I live in Europe, so I didn't have to go into a huge amount of debt for them.

That's life I suppose. Sticking around for the life ending asteroid Hollywood has promised us.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Bernard! Bernard! Bernard look! Look Bernard! Bernard!

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

me at 50 after the latest round of cutbacks and layoffs, "are there still jobs that will allow me to pay my bills?"

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I had a 25-year career as a programmer, ending up making nearly $200K a year. Now I'm a school bus driver making about $30K, although fortunately that also includes subsidized (and really good) health insurance. I'm also fortunate because I already own a small house outright and was able to save a good bit when I was making good money. I quit programming (read: was laid off) just before the AI "revolution" so I'm thankful that I've missed all that bullshit.

Maybe I'll be able to get back into coding after all the AI slop fails catastrophically and there's nobody left in the industry who still knows how to actually code, but I don't have my hopes up for that. Corporate bullshit is simply too strong for catastrophic failure to be a real problem.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm still too young. Early 30's and asking a lot of questions about "why did we have a restructuring and layoffs if we had a record year for financials?" Not getting any answers of course, but I sure am getting a lot of information. Also getting to be the voice of all my coworkers. Literally all of them. We all hate it.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

Be the change you want to see. If you are the voice of your coworkers. U n I o n I z e

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Me after surviving the layoffs, great all my bosses are gone it's going to be months if not an entire year before they notice me again. Time to do the bare minimum!

My company got purchased and then the purchasing company got purchased by a huge west coast tech giant. Everybody from the original company got reassigned to new teams and we all ended up with new bosses who had no idea who we were or why we were even there. I had a very enjoyable six months "working" from home doing absolutely nothing before I was laid off. I even got a severance package about equivalent to a year's salary for the first (and presumably last) time in my career.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 55 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

During my first "job," I was too young to be legally employed, so I volunteered at a library with my mom. Initially I worked in one of the back rooms, hidden from the public, helping to scan and sort books put in the return bins. (I discovered several great books by seeing them come back; among them were Dogsbody, Lovely Bones, and Me Talk Pretty One Day. Those are listed alphabetically by title and that wasn't even by design!)

After I volunteered long enough, I was deemed sufficiently experienced to put books on the shelves in the stacks. I was titled a "page" and proudly announced that while attending a LAN party. One of the other attendees of said party said "and if you do that long enough maybe you'll become a full book!" I laughed quite heartily.

If you've never read anything else I wrote here, the post above will probably tell you everything you could possibly want to know about me.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago

Man, my first real job was at the library as a student page. That job fucking rocked so much and I wish I could have stayed there forever.

I got to shelve books, play with microfilm and microfiche, and listen to my CDs all day. It was the best job ever.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So have you made it to a chapter of your own? :3

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