It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S5E11 "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"
Original monolog:
What if we were to bring, uh, an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix? And then that way, whenever Dolph's not out busting heads because he's smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now here's the twist-- and there is a twist: we show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration, and we're gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot, young lab tech... from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones. And then he smells crime again; he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. He smells crime. Back to the lab; full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of... ends.
