Scripts don't lie -shellkira
Oh, baby, when you sudo like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the lines of my terminal
(Shellkira, shellkira)
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Still pretty dope?
Someone hack Shakira's Anglefire page?
Me when windows 11
WTF is this?
I have no idea but thank you for also seeing it because wtf
It gives me creepypasta vibes.
Oh, Jimmy? He's friendly once he gets his daily pound of human meat.
dont even try to run!
You... don't want to know.
(It is her familiar, within which she stuffed her soul)
Phylactery
Uh oh, but now that you've used the proper word - easily searchable by automated tools - are all of us involved in this conversation going to suffer mysterious deaths soon?
A girl's gotta have some secrets, ya'know ⁉️
An edit.
Maybe Jack from Nightmare before Christmas?
Looks like a cat with no eyeballs or ears
An outdated OS apparently.
...in the computer room.
We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room
At my first professional programming job workspace was tight so I was given a desk in the server room. This room was kept at 59°F because mainframes that the company didn't even have any more required it. It sucked -- I had to wear fingerless Oliver Twist gloves all day. I blame the cold for my executing a DELETE query without a WHERE clause on the production database. "Why is this taking so long?" I muttered through blue lips.
Hypothermia is a helluva drug
When I boot up windows 98se I feel like teenage Shakira
When I boot it up, I feel like teenage me. I think I'll boot it up again today, to feel young again.
I swear to god, every time I encounter a straggler machine that never upgraded from Win10 to Win11 - it runs faster and more stable than newer and beefier PCs with 11. Insane.
Don't even get me started on making 4GB of RAM perfectly usable just by installing Mint XFCE. Switch to Linux wherever you possibly can.
Even when 11 came out, it was a decent bit heavier. I did back to back Geekbench runs on 10 and 11. 10 was a decent bit faster. 11 used a gb more ram too.
Is that Shakira?
Back then she was 22... She is still 22 but back then she was too.
Inspired by a comment in the "Dai dai" video.
Yep.
Was this from an ad? What's the context here?
According to this (the site is in Spanish) the photo was taken back in 1997 by the reporter Óscar Berrocal while Shakira was visiting the facilities of a newspaper called El Heraldo in Barranquilla.
Just a photo from when she started to get famous on a local level, she was just a schoolkid who sang at the time
if keeps running... chips don't lie
People just don't take this style of photo any more
I needed to print something in a hotel today, and their computer was on Windows 7. No, I didn't log into anything from it.
Ew, yeah, i also wouldn't trust a computer running windows
I wouldn't trust a public computer running Linux either.
I wouldn’t trust a computer.
I'm imagining the "you wouldn't download a car" meme, but the text is replaced with 0000 so it becomes more general purpose.
Would be funny
I wouldn't trust. I'm very lonely
I wouldn't.
I.
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present day ... present time!
🎵And you don't seem to understand...
Why did you have to remind me of better days.
Is this to say, extremely euphoric?
I would love to look this cute!
What?
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