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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago

You'd think it would be cheaper without the glass or plastic jar, but no.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

on styrofoam no less. Just sell it in a bag and get it over with

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was just thinking, my peanut butter doesn't have nearly enough microplastics and forever chemicals

Do you believe how peanut butter is currently packaged in giant plastic jars with plastic lids, is better somehow?

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it does have banned emulsifiers. This stuff will give you a heart attack.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How well must they emulsify to be banned?

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, i mean the chemical they are using is banned in the US, and it got banned in 2024 or 2025. All they did was rename it and they are still using it

It's been proven that the emulsifiers in Americans peanutbutter causes heart attacks.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the name of the emulsifier?

The only ingredients in the peanutbutter I get are salt and peanuts.

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Carboxymethylcelluose, glycerol monostearate, distilled monoglyceride.

These are found in American peanutbutter. They cause ibs, gut bacteria death, and heart disease.

They are banned in a ton of countries.

They way you know you have real peanut butter is you can see the separation of oil, and you need to mix before using.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I used to prefer that stuff but I have kinda colon/stomach thing where the oil shoots straight through me and I shit it all out in like 30 minutes

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 1 points 5 hours ago

These chemicals cause the breakdown of your mucus layer, causing (leaky gut)

These chemicals are what's doing it.

[–] Hexadecimalkink@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

Garbage packaging.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't believe this image is real. There aren't any finger sized impressions in the splats.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know I'd be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.

^you got a small dick.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

always good to have spares

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

One for casual, one for formal.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

My other cock is ranked.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don't know where it has been.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It hasn't been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don't believe me, look at my face.

I only touch the plastic wrap.

[–] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Why are they significantly different weights? Enough to be a $3.15 difference?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some people want less, I say this is a win for consumers.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Other than buying a resealable smaller jar that will keep a good while?

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Possibly forever

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

34.45 per kilogram I think

not sure what it usually costs per kilogram

but yeah, it doesn't look too different

I don't think this is USD

I wouldn't be surprised, considering Trump's administration.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What currency is that? $12.25 American seems like a lot for peanut butter, especially BYOJ peanut butter.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank goodness we finally get a choice. Back in my day if you wanted Trinidad, you had to have Tobago too!

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn it Jim I'm a doctor, not a geologist

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Or a geographer...

I'm sorry - I can't help myself

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Good link

The photo shows a nonstandard, but not unheard of, way of selling peanut butter in Trinidad and Tobago.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s in with the tubs of Kerrygold Soft Spread, so this is bougie artisan splats of PB

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

They sell kerrygold at Walmart. It's definitely some of the pricier butters there, but it's not exclusive to the bougie places.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Put your d—

[–] danielfm123@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You know how easy is too make peanut butter? Americans place cook and stop giving money to good industry.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It’s incredibly cheap at the store and it’s not like homemade is better as long as you don’t buy the doctored stuff at the store. Also, do you really expect everyone to have a dedicated grinder in their home? That is incredibly environmentally wasteful for no benefit.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What? Natural peanut butter is incredibly cheap? I stopped buying it a few months ago to try and get my grocery bill down. I miss it. What are you buying?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago
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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

However easy it is, its easier to work 15 minutes and buy a jar at the grocery store.

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