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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Grok said it's a weapon, so we can eliminate that one.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 52 points 1 month ago

Yeah, let's eliminate Grok.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Almost anything is a weapon if you try.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Pocket dodecahedron!

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 48 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Roman Dodecahedrons - my favored theory was that they were used to make wool gloves. Indeed, when I looked into it, someone had done this. AFAIK, cool as they are, and as many of them as have been found, no one really knows what purpose they served.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 month ago (8 children)

There is no evidence of knitting in the Roman Empire, which if it was there is weird when you consider how much art they made that shows other parts of their daily lives and how many deities they had for every aspect of life.

The solid ones would also be completely useless for knitting gloves. And why are these typically found in hoards of money if they’re a part of domestic life? It just doesn’t fit the available evidence. I don’t think it’s a bad idea, but it doesn’t work to explain all of them.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think it's pretty obvious they're for playing Tullianums et Dracones. Probably editio III since it had the most d10 use.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These were clearly used for fossil crafting.

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[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 9 points 1 month ago

Nah the knitting / weaving idea doesn't add up.

Basically, they can be used to weave a tube, but that isn't really evidence that they were created with that intention.

The bronze would be polished up around the knobs if it were used that way.

You wouldn't use bronze to make a weaving tool just because it's so expensive. Maybe as a once off or special item, but not generally.

You don't vary the size of your knitting or weaving by using a bigger template / more loose weave. One larger finger you would use more stitches: that's fundamental to knitting and weaving.

At first glance it's a nice idea but it doesn't withstand critical thought.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Apperently the holes are important for the knitting, but there are some dodecahedrons without holes.

[–] desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100 internet points, but I can't give them. Gloves.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for the "100 internet points", I can't imagine what I'll use them for, or when. :-D

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey pal, youre in the wrong part of town. We'll overlook it just this once... For 100 internet points or ya life.

flicks knife out real cool like

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[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My preferred theory is that it identifies the bearer as belonging to a group something like a smithies guild.

If there was a practical function someone would have figured it out. It's a lame candle holder, coin counter, and glove knitting template. It's function is symbolic.

It was hard to make, and the materials were costly.

It has specific features that can be described like "it has 12 flat faces with holes" but would be difficult to construct if you had never seen one.

They have often been found with caches of coins, but often found alone as though forgotten or discarded. They had value to some people but they were not treasure.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In other words, they were masterpieces in the original meaning of the word. Masterpiece originally meant not just some great or acclaimed work, but something much more specific. It was the work a guild artisan would use to demonstrate their ultimate skill and earn the title of Master. It was the craftsman equivalent of an academic dissertation. For a specific historical example, see columbine cup.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hmmm looks like some sort of religious figurine

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

I'm just imagining a thousand years from now some archaeologists is trying to understand the technological purpose of the fidget spinner.

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really like the "you cant actually make one from a description" angle. That actually makes a lot of sense. Like, you couldn't even make it from memory, you'd have to copy it.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 7 points 1 month ago

Yep, in a way this has similarities to modern cryptography.

In cryptography you can share a public key, which can't be used to create the private key but can be used to identify the correct private key.

With this object, you can share a description which can't be used to make the object, but can be used to identify the object.

Its obviously not infallible security, but it would take some effort to overcome.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

In 1000 years if they discovered Newton's Cradles, they'd be similarly baffled on their functional use case. My theory is that it's just a cool decoration thing

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

The Roman Plumbus.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In 1000 years people will find a land fill with fidget spinners and wonder the same.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In fact, my hypothesis (it's mine, you can't have it) is that the Roman empire fell due to everybody being constantly distressed and distracted because they kept losing their fidget dodecahedrons all over Europe.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Or they will immediately start fidgeting with them and inadvertently understand.

Which now leads me to believe these relics are merely copies of earlier relics that were copied from relics even earlier. Created only to be recreated as the echo of human curiosity.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The big bang was god dropping his dodecahedron fidget spinner

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These are candle holders for when you want to send light in all directions by using candles of various widths. All knowledge of them evaporated because all the users died in mysterious fires.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did they ever discover what started the fires?

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It wasn't Billy Joel and his mates, so he says.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Turns out the Greeks invented D&D, and the Romans just copied them with their own Pathfinder style take on their gods and heroes. The dodecahedrons? Obviously part of their game.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Biblically accurate coins.

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[–] mrmule@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

It appears as an Easter egg in Luthen Rael's antique shop in Andor.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Y'all, it's just a cool thing, and a status symbol.

You're really going to tell me that a species that has/had things like decorative paper weights, necklaces, rings, statues, fidget spinners, funko pop figures, and little tiny versions of buildings you flew 8 hours to see for sale near the actual building isn't going to be the same one that in ancient times, was all over a little bronze thing that looks objectively cool once some metal worker figures out how to make one?

It's like none of you have ever met a human before. It doesn't have to do anything. That's the point.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While you may be right, you're basically yelling at humans to not be curious and problem solve.

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[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those look like objects I would find in Skyrim

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A new hand touches the decahedron!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can I learn to talk/type like this?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You dont learn autism my friend.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure you can on tiktok.

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