This could just as well be a ln edgy millennial owned restaurant.
“This isn’t your grandpa’s Caesar salad. This is SEIZURE salad.”
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Sounds like a get out of work card to me. I'd take the chance.
Just the chicken durm stick, please.
I hate this one because it makes it sound exotic, like chicken on a stick grilled with interesting spices or something. lol
Durms... Durms in the deep
Let us play hour durms!
With the job the USA food inspectors have been doing it's not out of the realm of possibility.
another day in rfk's america
Bone apple tea
seizes your salad
I'm Canadian, and we have a drink called a Caesar. I was at a bar last week and a girl ordered a "seizure" and now i will always call caesars "seizures".
"I'll have a seizure."
"Before or after the drink? "
"It was a nice evening, I had a seizure at the bar."
Goes well with the chicken durm stick.
is the salad tossed or i just shake?
Sancochos’s
It's doubly weird because even without the 's there's no reason for the first s. Sancocho is a stew.
Ah, thank you. I hadn't heard of that one so I was really trying to figure out what it could be. lol
Just looked it up and… it sounds delicious, of course. And I bet the food at the place in the menu is good, because when the owners of places like that struggle with the menu, it means the food is probably legit. heh
Tbf, it's hypothesized Ceased may have suffered from seizures or even epilepsy outright
Edit: typo. I'm not gonna fix it though
Eh, it's true, he's Ceased
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