this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

mods, I am being personally attacked.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank goodness this meme isn’t about me. I’m on a couch.

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Star Trek Deep Space 9 theme plays

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shit, you got me.

Next in queue S6 E5 Favor the Bold

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Just rewatched "The visitor" today. Seen it a half dozen times and still sob every time

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did you take that picture?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hang on, we gonna do this shit again

SpoilerIt’s a stock photo

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago

I know what bait I baited. Shush.

[–] B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Hell of a narrative this has been to watch play out

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you have the titties does it count or does it have to be someone else's to count. ?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would say all titties matter...

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Of course! Nothing is more manlier than man titties.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

First you get the haircut, then you get the titties.

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? Tight.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Till the next episode

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I see titties on my Lemmy

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶"da da da da da. It's the motherfuckin d-o-double-g."🎶

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Rawdogging doomscrolling

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Nature is healing

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well, there's youporn and other sites like it...cheapest whatever ever right?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't 1"

  • Some rapper. Dunno who, I don't really listen to rap.
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That was me last week, but no new series interested me atm, now i've moved on to the Laundry Files.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Finally. How? When?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

This is me 30 minutes after waking up and not wanting to move for the usual routine and 90 minute commute. Early morning meetings suck.