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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe the health issues are related to... You know, this doesn't feel right. I don't want to make fun of someone getting sick, even if it is an epic setup for an obvious joke.

Still, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend not Lickinghole in Goochland.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's it. Community closed. Nothing can top this headline.

[–] darganon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goochland is not too far from Bumpass

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

And both are south of Manassas

[–] Beardedsausag3@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Without knowing the context. I read that as Vagina's and the rest just made it worse... Like damn, that's some dedicated design for a shirt with shitty text!

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago