The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Wonder how much the plumber's invoice came to.
If your toilet canβt flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, cβmon.
I won't buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. "This is a three-corpser, or your money back!"
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Need at least 3 cpf
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
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Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
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Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn't the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
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Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I'm pretty sure that's right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
So perfectly safe to flush, your sewage is not going straight into the environment. It's either treated or held in a septic tank and disposed of after it's emptied.
Sure some stuff may get out of either system, but the dose makes the poison as they say.
I wouldn't plant tomatoes in a mix of compost and human ashes, but if I scattered it across a whole field of tomatoes there would be no impact.
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Taking "Rest in piss" to a more literal level
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I'm not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls ...
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Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
This guy has disposed of a body before.
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
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Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing... AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!!
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This is dumb.
What you should've don't was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call "trauma smoke bombs" for the next protest
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don't fuck yourself over
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Beware the certainty of youth.
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
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