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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Rape is barely even illegal in the US. In our culture, if a man gets raped, that's funny, if a girl gets raped, no she didn't; that bitch is lying.

As far as creeping on underage people, others have pointed out the hypocrisy there.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Why'd you type a butthole in the middle of France tho?

[–] i078@europe.pub 60 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

What happens when rich Americans have sex with minors?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 77 points 12 hours ago

They get elected

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 21 points 10 hours ago

The phrasing is copied from the post, but you are correct.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 hours ago

It doesn't seem "truthy" what with all non-investigations of the Trump/Epstein rapes staring us in the face. It is a teacher however and they aren't very valued by the current american administration. /s

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 27 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

TIL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigitte_Macron

It was at the after-school drama club of Lycée la Providence where she and Emmanuel Macron first met.[13] She was in charge of the after-school theater club he attended when he was 15 alongside her own daughter Laurence who was in his class.[14] Their relationship has attracted controversy, as she is his senior by close to 25 years, and he was a minor; Macron has described it as "a love often clandestine, often hidden, misunderstood by many before imposing itself".

In 1993, at the age of 39, she met the 15-year-old Emmanuel Macron in Lycée la Providence,[40][41] where she was a teacher and he was a student and a classmate of her daughter.[42] Brigitte divorced Auzière in January 2006 and married Macron on 20 October 2007.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

Cucked by your daughter's classmate.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 13 points 12 hours ago

It's ok, they are French.

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Only when he deserves it.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, you just have to be a lecherous con man with lots of stolen money used to get private access to innocent victims to become leader of America.

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can you narrow it down as to whom you're talking about?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 14 points 12 hours ago
[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The Comandante your mom told your dad not to worry about. 😉

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They look nothing alike in the last picture

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Castro looks kind of like Paul Dano.

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That must be why Quentin Tarantino went Zionist.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Dude lives in Tel Aviv now.

He pulled a Walter Sobchak.

What's up with all the 2,000 lbs bomb dropping on Shomer Shabbos? Genocide doesn't get a day of rest?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Fuck, I missed that. He's an asshole but I liked most of his movies.

So now we know why all the greatest artists die young. If they live long enough they turn evil.

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

True! Similarly dopey-ish eyes

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social -4 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

A loving relationship where the woman is older than the man, oh the horror.

Everyone knows real power is from geriatric men marrying children who were trafficked just for them.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

When they met, she was 40 and he was 15.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Are you proud of yourself for trying to sanewash child rape?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 10 hours ago

While that may be true, teachers having relations with minor pupils is generally rife for abuse.