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Just imagine how much fun it would be! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by SharkBait@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 113 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My first thought was, oh a bug bite got you sick, somehow? Then I realized what community this was in.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was worried about Lyme's disease??

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that bug would cost you way more than 7 days

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

See, I thought they meant just following a bug in that vast, open field. Freely following flights of fancy it as long as you see fit. That sounded lovely to me

[–] degen@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I envisioned something involving a net, perhaps looney tunes-esque, perhaps not

[–] aarch64@programming.dev 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

* to a bug that I wrote four years ago

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought this was a follow up to :

https://lemmy.world/post/52837955/26212598

so I had a great laugh at it.

[–] SharkBait@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was really funny. I had a hearty chuckle, especially imagining you laughing at my post thinking it was a follow up.

[–] ns1@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only 7? Those are rookie numbers

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can you really complain if it hasnt reached a year?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

You'll lose 7 days of your life from a bug by getting Lyme disease from a tick in a field, too.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Was it a cicada?

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lots of bugs in fields