Tell a loved one how much they mean to you
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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I did this and they said 'wow'
Drink some water. At least 500 ml
Install elite dangerous. See you next year
Maybe we shouldn't encourage OP to self harm? :D
idk what that is
Your task for today is to find out what it is then.
Bring spreadsheet
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Find a trans person & tell them how pretty/handsome they are (whichever matches how they present themselves, of course).
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Your best
I think I did this ok
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
I'm honestly surprised that it's been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.
Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about "cozy"?
Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
Touch grass
I did that with my shoes
Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.
Spank it like a monkey in a mango tree
Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don't do any drugs.
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Make contact with the darkness within, ask it how it feels about you and where you're at in life.
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Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else's breakfast. When he finished he declared these "chicken ovulations" to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children's hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
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Have some sex
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
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