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A Roman Catholic priest celebrating an evening Mass in southwestern Ecuador has died after a crucifix fell on him during the livestreamed service.

The Archdiocese of Guayaquil, a coastal city 265 kilometers (164 miles) southwest of the capital, Quito, identified the priest as Patricio Sánchez of Perpetuo Socorro Church.

Footage of the service on Saturday night shows a heavy crucifix detaching from the wall above the altar and striking Sánchez on the head as he celebrated Mass. He did not appear to see it falling.

Worshippers cried for help as the social media broadcast continued. Local authorities have not commented on the incident.

Sánchez belonged to the Congregation of the Most Holy Redeemer, a Roman Catholic religious order founded in 1732 with a presence in 80 countries.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 99 points 4 days ago

damn, jesus giving the ok to livestreamed excecutions

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 21 points 4 days ago

"Act of God"

"Thoughts and prayers"

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Christian? More like chrushed 'im.

(Damn, though, that's sad.)

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I hope this pun was catholic for you.

(But also, yes, this is tragic).

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

This reads exactly like a fake headline from Plague, Inc.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 13 points 4 days ago

Will they be searching his hard drives/search history?

Well, god damn.

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

meme'd in 3..2..1--

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So if everything is God's will/plan, then WTF does this mean?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

The Lord helps those who attach heavy things to walls with strong enough fasteners.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

He called him to heaven ofc! Smh.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I found this slop voice video of it, uncensored and it gets to the point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMtdobS4qpk

lmao god works in mysterious ways, why did they cry?

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago
[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

(Cross |= Crucifix) != (Cross != Crucifix)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕
𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

A cross is just the structure, a crucifix has a dead Jesus on it.