damn, jesus giving the ok to livestreamed excecutions
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I guess god has spoken
Smite!
"Act of God"
"Thoughts and prayers"
Christian? More like chrushed 'im.
(Damn, though, that's sad.)
I hope this pun was catholic for you.
(But also, yes, this is tragic).
This reads exactly like a fake headline from Plague, Inc.
Will they be searching his hard drives/search history?
Well, god damn.
meme'd in 3..2..1--
So if everything is God's will/plan, then WTF does this mean?
The Lord helps those who attach heavy things to walls with strong enough fasteners.
He called him to heaven ofc! Smh.
I found this slop voice video of it, uncensored and it gets to the point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMtdobS4qpk
lmao god works in mysterious ways, why did they cry?

Cross |= Crucifix
(Cross |= Crucifix) != (Cross != Crucifix)
(|=) ≠ (!=)
𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕
𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀
lol nice
Cross ⊂ Crucifix.
A cross is just the structure, a crucifix has a dead Jesus on it.