Idk about y'all but I'm not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn't make a difference lol
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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Let me guess, you're uncircumcised/natural?
Jerk off? During Locktober?!
This person needs to drink more water. No comment re: their masturbation habits
You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I'm always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!
Use tiger balm like a real man
the gratinator
I forget there's a subculture of strangers that decide the not masturbate for a month, in solidarity, for no reason at all.
The idea that someone takes it so seriously that they include it under the Achievements section of their resume. And one day, finally, the hiring manager is a fellow cultist.
Funfact, it causes a small blip in the increased cases of prostate problems every year as well.
Drastically changing your masturbation habits is apparently not that healthy for you.
Upside the problems and pain it can cause also increases the amount of early discovery of prostate cancer every year.
So people are causing them self just enough medical problems to go to the doctor to get their prostate looked it and finding cancer they otherwise wouldn't have known about.
Downside the pain and problem your causing yourself and the fact it takes that to get people to go to the fucking doctor.
For the youngins doing it, it's what ever. But for those of us with prostate and getting up there in years. GO GET YOUR SELF CHECK PROSTATE CANCER ISNT A JOKE.
Thats actually pretty interesting. Do we know if theres an actual cause-effect relationship or if its just making it detectable?
When the trend first started it wasn't uncommon for some doctors to advise against NNN because of the trend and there wasn't enough data to say either way.
The last year or two I've seen most consensus lean towards just making it more detectable.
For some people the sharp change in habit causes pain, or other very minor medical issues. They go in and get an exam they other wise wouldn't. And thus more cases are found.
Wether or not NNN is actively harmful is up for debate still with most studies I've seen leaning towards it being fine to minorly unsafe.
But the amount of studies is small and the evidence very weak.
If anything it just reinforced the growing trend to suggest younger men go get prostate exams sooner then the old wisdom suggests.
"Did three consecutive NNN's" goes hard on your resumee
goes hard
Slippery slope...
I much prefer the no smoking November, but at the same time I like the NNN shitposts
Wank me up when November ends
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Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.
