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Inmate #2547
This is quietly the best answer
Rename Trump to Gulf of Mexico.
John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.
Instead, we should simply fail to acknowledge him at all. No questions, no remarks, no interviews. He doesn't matter. Nothing he says is of value. Forget he existed, and let him die quietly forgotten.
Respectfully disagree. I think we should carve his face in rock at Mt Rushmore. But instead of a face on the mountain, his face is carved on the ground, facing up, mouth agape. Then, the facility's public toilets are suspended above it, and a constant stream of guests can shit on his face into his open mouth, basically forever.
The Presidential memorial can also serve as his tomb, so you can literally shit all over his corpse.
It will be the most popular National monument ever and completely befitting his legacy.
I might plan a road trip for that.
I'll throw in 20 bucks for the cause.
...let him die quietly forgotten.
After we have seized all of his, and his families ill gotten gains. So basically, every asset.
John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.
That is his family name, at least before it was Anglicized. His grandfather (IIRC) came to the US with that name.
Agreed. What he does may be important, but he says nothing or value. I avoid so many BS-articles in my feed through this continuously expanding list:
UPDATE: just added "Trump floats" to the list.
Ontario Mexico
I'm partial to Mango Mussolini
Joe Hussien Biden.
He would be furious lol
Joe José Elizabeth Hussien Obama Biden Merkel
The Late Donald Trump.
Are you kidding?
For the entire future of this planet, the word "trump" will mean the worst of everything.
"He really trumped that up."
"I took a giant trump this morning."
"That pedophile was a total trump."
"Imagine the smallest micropenis you could ever imagine. Basically, a trump."
Just like Santorum.
It's funny because trumped up already means fake in English. Like "trumped up charges".
Sometimes I do think we are living in a simulation.
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His last name is literally "fart" already, I don't think you can trump that.
Not with that fartitude!
Crooked Trump
Conman Trump
Donnie the Diddler/The Diddler
wp:Fred Trump Jr's brother
("On September 26, 1981,[21] at the age of 42, he died from a heart attack caused by his alcohol use.[22][23][c]")
No-majority Trump
Cadet Bone Spurs (from RW:Donald Trump)
and from Wiktionary:
Derogatory
Cheeto
Dementia Don
Diaper Don
Dirty Donald
Donald Duck
Donald Trumpet
Don Snoreleone
Don the Con
Dozy Don
Drumpf
Dump
Forrest Trump
Frump
Jabba the Trump
Krasnov
orange-American
Orange Clown
Orange Head
Orange Man
Sleepy Don
Sleepy Donald
Teflon Don
The Nodfather
Trumpedo
Trumpstein
the Trumpster
Velveeta Voldemort
Zion Don
Zognald
🍊I live in Canada. I was at the grocery store a few years ago and heard some 8 year old kid telling his mom that him and his friends at school started calling him “Tronald Dump” and I have yet to hear anything better than that.
Annoying Orange
I generally refer to him as "Rapey McTraitor".
I just look forward to the day we can all add "deceased" to the end of the name.
PedoNazi McShitshispants
Fuckface von Clownstick
Mostly because he hates it.
Sans Intelligence
Drippy Diaper Don
Donorrehea Dump
not sure, honestly. but what i DO know is that if you rearrange the name “President Donald John Trump” you can spell “pedophile tantrums”
Just replace T with a D, replace r with nothing because nobody needs r in a name, everybody knows that, and replace ald with a key then you will have real meaning of a character and intellect.
Donnie Daughterfucker
Sir Dribblepiss Cuntfruit
Rapey Coprophilia Wensleydale.
Stinky Moron With A Big Butt Whose Butt Smells Who Likes To Kiss His Own Butt.
I've been calling him President Pedo for a while.
Anti Christ
Rapist Pedophile of America?
Grandpa Shitpants
Mom Should Have Aborted Me.
That's it. That's what his name should be.
I couldn't think of anything worse than being called "Donald Trump", but here's my best ideas.
- Baga Dix
- Predo Prez (or short PP)
- Adolf Shitler
- Izzys Bitch
- Putin's Jizzsock
Prepending “the late” would work.
I've always called him Orangey the Clown. His whole administration is a fucked up circle jerk Circus of Fools.... or Cirque Du Poopei.
Rapey McDiddles
Gulf of Trump
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