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WHAT 😭
There's no way that works...right? Cause if it does, that's cool af, lol.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Told my wife about this immediately, will report back

Let us know how it goes!

[–] Titanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

!remindme 5days

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This sounds like "pineapple will make your cum taste fruity".

[–] ShadowOfMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It works! Every time my bf chugs a glass of pineapple juice, his cum tastes less bitter, maybe even a little sweet. It works and I like it :3

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's the time frame on that? For scientific reasons only, of course. How long do you need to wait between taking the juice and....?

[–] ShadowOfMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not certain tbh. Every time we've done this, it's been like "I'm gonna drink pineapple juice for a couple of days and see what happens" and it's always worked.

I have no idea how long you need to wait, but we gave it like an hour, I think? Anyway, good luck! 🩷

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

An hour feels like way too short time for it to actually do anything biologically. But if it works for you even via placebo (or smell or whatever) then good for you.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’m always too disgusted with myself to try.

I can’t even eat pizza that a pineapple has been on, it seeps in and dogs the whole thing up with its juices. Eughh. No.

[–] deeprlyeh@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

Nutmeg works too. There are foods to eat and to avoid.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Try some Bromaline.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

It definitely works.

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Damn girl, did you just get back from Texas Roadhouse or are you dtf?

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

pulled pussy sounds like varying degrees of awful, depending on your interpretation LMAO

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

working the labia like udders

drink the cream

[–] aks_@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

You know its hot when your partner smells like campfire

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I go on a pineapple juice diet whenever I'm with a cutie. Gotta have her begging to taste my baby batter.

I feel you on the begging part 😂
It does make a genuinely huge difference. Good on you ❤️

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Am I only one who read it like she adds feminine discharge to the soup? 😭

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

recycling that smoky flavour

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Another one that I've noticed is if you eat sugar crisp, your pee can end up smelling just like sugar crisp. You're welcome.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

I was soooo confused when that happened to me when I was a kid

Well thanks, I think I needed that bit of info in my life 😭

[–] derfaucet@beehaw.org 5 points 4 days ago

This sounds fantastic! My lady bit of a prude and won't be down with dis but Gonna try making pineapple-smoked stew and see how goes

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

uhh ... wait a moment ... smoked food products are somewhat carcinogenic, right? there's been many articles about this in the recent years.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Liquid smoke is an ingredient to add the smoky flavor without having to smoke things.

Kinda misses the point of spending time smoking things low and slow to impart that flavor.

I'm curious if real smoked food eaten over several days gives a better smoky pussy taste than liquid smoke does.