Alright so how long til we find out he's been banging his cousin too?
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2026
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Banging? That is him, he's been doubtfiring us!
lmao you know what i think you could be right
he probably can switch anytime as long as no body is observing him.
hes the same person, never seen them in the same room together.
Where my fuck bois at?
-Her probably
My favorite part about US monopolies is: Even when you think there's at-least two companies that own everything... Haha, no, fuck you, they're all in the same god-damn trench coat. Sell everything you own to survive and then rent from us permanently and forever, peasant.
I've told this story before, but fortunately nobody reads anything I write. I used to work for Comcast, at their HQ in Philly, as a contractor writing mobile apps. One day my boss (from my contracting company) came by my cubicle and said we were going to meet with Time Warner Cable to discuss writing some apps for them. I started to put my coat on but my boss stopped me. We then rode the elevator up to the 16th floor of the Comcast Center where TWC had a suite of offices. This was shortly before the attempted merger between the two companies; I remain surprised that the FCC put the kibosh on it, since the two companies were already effectively merged. I guess sometimes the bribes just aren't big enough.
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Well, yeah. There's a reason AMD doesn't compete on the high end for graphics cards and it's not that they don't know how. Jensen even straight up said in an interview that they don't compete.
They're not even remotely trying to hide it.
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She's also been screwing us over so i guess it's time to check who she's been fucking.
Us, it's just us, and not the same kind of fucking... well i hope
What the fuck
You best start believing in feudal oligopolies, cuz yer in one.
Big what the fuck. For real.
If y’all think this is crazy, wait til you find out the entire US economy has been ruled by a few handfuls of families lol. Makes this shit seem like nothing in comparison.
A Ford was married to Firestone (Tires)
A Vanderbilt was married to Crane (toilets)
Old family money: Vanderbilt (oil) Carnegie (Steel) Goldman-Sachs (wealth) lol
And then there’s Kennedys and of course, the Bush-Walker-Davis family: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush%E2%80%93Davis%E2%80%93Walker_family_political_line
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Replace CEO with feudal nobilty and suddently it looks straight outta a medieval story
I tell people all the time, feudalism never really went away, it just became capitalism. Folks try to argue and I’m like “so did you or anyone you know pay any rent to a landlord lately? Interesting word, lord.”
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Also, every major CPU manufacturer does (or at least attempts to do) business with Israel military. Calling for a boycott on one just generates shareholder value for the other. Buy used, people. Ideally.
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As an AMD GPU person I've been chuckling at the Nvidia drama from my high horse, but I guess I'm not safe either lmao
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it's all one big club, and we ain't in it
Are you sure? Wig, lipstick, mascara, same person. Have they ever been seen in the same room together?
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I don't believe it. Call me back when she cheats on her husband with a chinese honeypot.
Even more damning: Jensen Huang used to work at AMD as an engineer, before he became a finance bro.
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Did he bang her too?
Roll Tide (RTX ON)!
Now I wonder why AMD has better Linux drivers then Nvidia.
Either through agreement or threat, AMD has been kept out of the ultra-high-end market.
Might as well go for the upcoming gamers.
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Oooooooh wow that's the relation.
I won't lie this story is straight out of like 17th century Europe lol
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