Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips

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[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

They all work, they just omit the final step from the instructions:
WIPE HANDS ON PANTS

Ruses should be hanged!

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That was painful but worth it.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 55 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Damn, that was my only guess!

 

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around....

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, so a technicality, eh...?

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/47935906

The son answered the door and, while he permitted the agents to search his home, claiming he had nothing to hide, he asked if they could wait first while he put the family dog, Chop, a Rottweiler, away in the bathroom before they walked in, as the dog could be aggressive...
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home and, as a result, ended up shooting the dog.

The family stressed that the agents knew-- the son had told them-- that Chop was put in the bathroom for their safety and that the agents opened the door, let Chop out and shot him.

Furthermore, the family said none of the Border Patrol agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to the dog, which bled to death on the kitchen floor.

The family added that when they confronted agents, Border Patrol reportedly told them they were working from an anonymous tip tied to the previous owners of the home, who lived there two years ago.

 

The son answered the door and, while he permitted the agents to search his home, claiming he had nothing to hide, he asked if they could wait first while he put the family dog, Chop, a Rottweiler, away in the bathroom before they walked in, as the dog could be aggressive...
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home and, as a result, ended up shooting the dog.

The family stressed that the agents knew-- the son had told them-- that Chop was put in the bathroom for their safety and that the agents opened the door, let Chop out and shot him.

Furthermore, the family said none of the Border Patrol agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to the dog, which bled to death on the kitchen floor.

The family added that when they confronted agents, Border Patrol reportedly told them they were working from an anonymous tip tied to the previous owners of the home, who lived there two years ago.

 

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