EatFoodShitPant

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Would Wembanyama still go #1 overall in a 2023 redraft? (alien.top)
 

So I just woke up and found out about Wemby's nightmare debut last night. He barely scored, struggled on the boards, and was in foul trouble the entire game. Obviously he has immense upside, but he hasn't been able to show flashes of it during preseason or his debut, but has retained all of the flaws that scouts were worried about. What do y'all think?

Does anyone know what happened to 538? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

nate bronze got exposed and ran from the grind

It's opening day. Here's my yearly list of superstars that I want to see succeed and superstars that I want to see fail. I do this every year. in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

because i like ja and don't like wemby

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It's opening day. Here's my yearly list of superstars that I want to see succeed and superstars that I want to see fail. I do this every year. (alien.top)
 

This is a yearly list.
Superstars I want to see succeed
-Kyle Kuzma
-Jordan Poole
-Russell Westbrook
-Kawhi Leonard
-Evan Mobley
-Paul George
-Kevin Durant
-Kristaps Porzingis
-Joel Embiid
-Buddy Hield
-Ja Morant
-Kyrie Irving
-Jimmy Butler
-Ben Simmons
-Trae Young
-Rudy Gobert
-Dillon Brooks
-Anthony Davis
-Bradley Beal
-Zion Williamson
-James Harden
-Karl-Anthony Towns
Superstars I want to see fail
-Nikola Jokic
-Devin Booker
-Luka Doncic
-Victor Wembanyama
-LeBron James
-Jayson Tatum
-Jalen Brown
-Wardell Stephen Curry
-Klay Thompson
-Julius Randle
-Draymond Green
-Fred van Vleet
-Scottie Barnes
-Pascal Siakam
-Domas Sabonis

What would Embiid realistically have to do, to repeat as MVP? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if he makes it past the 2nd round i could see him winning it again this year

If the Clippers and 76ers both made the NBA Finals this season which team would you have been more surprised by making it? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Sixers, because if they made it past the 2nd round that would mean they got rid of Embiid.

Is giannis better than hakeem all time? in c/nba@nba.space
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Why wasn't Nikola Jokic selected to the NBA 75th anniversary team? (alien.top)
 

Nikola Jokic has:

  • A championship
  • An FMVP
  • Two league MVPs

And yet was left off the team in favor of players like Damian Lillard, Anthony Davis, and Carmelo Anthony, none of which have a single MVP or FMVP. Why did this happen? I've yet to see a concrete answer.

LeBron James does Mutombo Finger Wag after ANOTHER block on Desmond Bane in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Banebros can we recover from this one?

Wemby's parents are nearly the exact same height as Yao Ming's in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

yao doesn't have parents. he was made in a lab

Who is the best player ever that only has one ring? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

LeBron James

Am I the biggest what if in NBA history? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!

Am I the biggest what if in NBA history? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can't. YouTube deleted it because I used a copyrighted song (Basket Case by Green Day) and I forgot to save a backup.

What does Devin Booker have to do to pass Allen Iverson all time? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

he already has.

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Am I the biggest what if in NBA history? (alien.top)
 

Made JV as a freshman in high school. Was the star player. Was NBA bound. Mixtape had a million hits on YouTube. Then, disaster. Got cut from varsity the next year in favor of the coach's son. Nepotism cost me an NBA career.

[OC] Does your team have an Ultimate All-Star? in c/nba@nba.space
[–] EatFoodShitPant@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

al horford has 5 all stars? wtf lmfao

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If Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown are called The Jays, why aren't Devin Booker and Kevin Durant called The Evins? (alien.top)
 

Title. I was pontificating on this while in the shower. The Celtics duo has such a quick, snappy nickname, so I was wondering why the same isn't applied to the Suns' star players. What do y'all think?

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