LoamImprovement

"Please, Trump, stop winning."

Astounding that he actually managed to deliver on that promise.

It's the thing that bothers me about the obligatory 1-on-1s we do every month with our supervisors, asking "On a scale from 1 to 10, what's your stress level? Are you dealing with any personal issues?" And the one time I pipe up and say, "Yeah, they raised my rent $300 and it's putting strain on my budget." The response was "Do you know anyone who could move in or that you could move in with to alleviate that?" I haven't gotten a raise in two years. Fuck this shit. Don't act like you care.

Because money writes the rules.

I knew this year's awards were a joke the second I saw Starfield nominated for (and subsequently winning) 'most innovative gameplay.'

...Is the 'harsh wake-up call' that they need to look for a better employer? Asking for your employees to push themselves harder is what we in the business call "Whining."

But it'll never happen because it's bad for rich people.

I was going to make a crack about them inventing a time machine to get Big Macs from like 20 years ago, but I actually kind of wish they'd bring back the angus 1/3rd pounder, those burgers were great.

Seconded by Terry Davis

Slowly turning into a Life in Hell strip

Hello there

Even then, it's still just trying to duplicate the environment that I create for myself at home, and I know where that exists already.

Oh thank god, I was worried brows would continue to remain unfurrowed.