Today as me and my SO were coming home from a morning walk, I felt a fart coming through. As they were unlocking the door, I stood there, letting the fart slowly make it's way out.
Feeling the fart nearing it's destination, i started contemplating going all the way and just going to the bathroom. Finally, the fart leaves me, the noisy street and the distance between us was enough to ensure my stealth.
Suddenly I notice that my SO is looking at me with a slight giggle.
"Whats funny?" I ask, fearing that I overestimated my stealthiness.
"I know what you are thinking right now." They reply with a giggle.
I slightly freak out not knowing what they think I'm thinking, because in my head I had no thoughts that were related to us right now.
"What do you mean?" I ask, slightly scared
"You are figuring out if you need to poop, right?"
"What?? How TF can they know that??" I ask myself as I get flustered and confused.
Eventually they tell me that I have a "Contemplating Poop" face and that they always know if I'm considering taking a dump.
Anyway...
Literally everything is weird in the wrong context.
For reference just look at animals and consider octopus sex, snail sex, baby deer pooping, etc
Also, it's not just eating, but the mouth itself is horrific with no context. We have a wet textured hole that we use often and casually insert metal spikes into, that sits right next to out most sensitive organ (eyes) and most critical organ (brain) and to add horror to it, we also casually grow rocks in our hole to grind and rip anything we insert into it, also we early on lose these rocks just to grow bigger ones, but only once. Also we have 4 extra rocks that we really don't want or need but we still grow them a decade or two after we are done growing rocks, and all they do it hurt us.