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[–] Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker's Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

[–] strop@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Best use for peanut butter.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not kids... this is definitely grown friends.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the empty jars on the roof seem kinda odd if that were actually done by kids. And the free windshield and headlight suggest they had some understanding of allowing that vehicle to be still be driven

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I would like to see through all windows, please 😁

I am aware some people drive with crazy limited visible possibility, though.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Grown kids and their friends?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (3 children)

that isn't the result of kids, that's the result of unsupervised kids.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This was done by full grown adults. Children do not have the focus and determination to do something this involved. At most they would smear some windows before they got bored and moved on. Only adults have the drive and focus to cover an entire car in peanut butter and whatever those balls are. Not to mention the money. That's easily $60 worth of peanut butter.

unsupervised adults then

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

In the 1990s we were unsupervised 90% of the time between school and bedtime.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's gotta be an adult-sized person.

unsupervised adult sized person

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I support a woman's right to an abortion, at any point.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Any point before birth. right?

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guess is there was a breakup and their ex knew they were allergic to peanut butter so did this to their car

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Or she just happened to have a lot of peanut butter. You don't have to be allergic to hate having this happen to your car.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

It's a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Best birthday present for any dog.

[–] secher@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Oh, peanut butter. Whew.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That wasn't kids. That was a jilted lover

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or a Jiffed lover. Don't mind me, I'm just going to Skippy right on out of here and take my nutty jokes with me.

[–] secher@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nuttin wrong with a little crunchy humor, it smooths the soul.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

Oil is stored in the pee nuts.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The inclusion of actual peanuts makes me wonder if this was done to someone with a peanut allergy

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Is that not attempted murder? You don't fuck around with peanut allergies.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What would happen if you hit someone with a peanut allergy with that car by accident?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Straight to jail.

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

This happened in Malcolm in the Middle.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Eh, assuming you're not allergic, just roll down the windows and drive it to a car wash. 15 minute $15 fix, just remember to roll the windows back up before it starts.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You want to get peanut butter all up in the door chamber that the window recedes into?

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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.

That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

worked for a tech company a decade ago and found out about services where dudes who would come and wash your car while you were at work, detail it etc.,

this would make me consider using such a service for my shitty ride lol

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I doubt they travel with a pressure washer...

I just assume Peanut Butter would spread and ruin a drive through car wash, sponges, towels, etc.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I don't think it was a pressure washer per se, but they bring enough water pressure to hose off a truck that went mudding lol, surprised me and pissed off the property owners because their slurry clogged some of the storm drains

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

No, remove a wiper blade and scrape off enough to see out. Then reattach it. Then go wash the car.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 2 days ago

is that the result of kids or ...some sort of hatred.

[–] thisismynewnewacct@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago

Sweet merciful crap, my car!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

That's quite a lot of peanut butter. Is that also like peanuts just dumped on the hood?

This both brutally cruel and absolutely hilarious. I can't figure out if I would ground those kids or reward them for creativity and effort.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus, my parents would go nuclear if I had done this. Partly from the mess, but mostly from the waste of peanut butter. Pretty sure they would make me squidgy it back into the jars and that would be my peanut butter from now on.

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

Toyota, now with more plant based protein.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago
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