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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Uno Reverse Card:

  • Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
  • "We're not so different, you and I"
  • High-five
  • True gender-equality finally accomplished
[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fine (if not mandatory) for men to love God and His only begotted Son but also iT's AdAm & EvE nOt AdAm & StEvE!!

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, goofing off, for sure. I've got my feet up and I'm watching old episodes of King of the Hill right now.

But also my whole staff shifted to working four ten-hour shifts for the summer, so we're all off today (and every Friday for the duration of the summer break). One of the "perks" of working for public schools.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to this video, the important part is a V-shaped notch with bevelled edges, cut into some thin piece of plastic.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

There are few greater antipoles to me and "my whole thing" than my dad, but... He taught me the value of being cautious, and to take time to extensively evaluate pros and cons before I made important decisions. I took that ball and ran with it, and now I am routinely praised by my peers for my ability to foresee potential pitfalls and preemptively negate them, and reflexively I think of my dad who would suggest that it was just common sense.

Of course it's not just "common sense" -- but rather a curious mindset and an intentional thought process -- and you instilled that in me, Dad. Thank you.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the picture surely had to be CG or AI created at first.

Same... This photo is so surreal, I immediately thought of Simon Stalenhag.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My grandfather used to say this all the time. He was such a humble man, too, so it always got a good "dad joke" chuckle. Glad to see it's still out there.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I got my dad an Anker Bluetooth speaker a year or so ago that was subject to a recall due to the rechargeable battery inside presenting a fire hazard.

Fortunately, by way of the serial number, his was not one of the effected units, but I had the same question you did when I saw this article.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Like I bet if alcohol was something you had to snort...

This reminded me of this ancient internet video where a few guys (allegedly) "inhale" alcohol by adding dry ice and breathing in the vapors. Doesn't look to be very effective, but if it was, I'd at least try it.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Just think of all the time you save. It adds up!

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

These adapters were perfect... The only problem was that personal CD players of the same era skipped when you looked at them wrong.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The job AI deserves, to be sure.

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