bionicjoe

joined 1 year ago
[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Agree and I'm a Bengals fan.

Also either start giving MVPs to different positions or come up with an Outstanding QB award.

[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Arranged by division with a team most likely to make a run.
Good teams not listed because they're not 'unexpected'

AFC South
The Texans are going to win the AFC South, and may very well win a playoff game. Stroud is great, and that defense is underrated. No stars, but well-coached.
IND sucks at QB.
TEN is bad.

AFC West
The Broncos have all the parts and a good coach has got them together.
LAC is just waiting for their dumbass coach to go full Charger. Then Belichick can be hired.
LVG doesn't have the QB to do the job anymore.

NFC North
MIN - Dobbs is a good story. They may make the playoffs because the NFC is so weak
GRB - No love.
CHI - LOL

NFC South
NOL has Carr now, but that guy just exudes "Nope" to me.
TAM may be a bit better than we think. Todd Bowles just isn't a good coach.
ATL - Arthur Smith shouldn't run a fork lift for Arthur Blank, much less his offense.
CAR is 5 players away from being good enough to evaluate the QB properly.

AFC North
The only AFC team that had underachieved based on roster was the Bengals. And to make a late run you have start out weak. But that's over.
CLE/PIT suck at QB.

AFC & NFC East (They get over-talked everywhere else. I'm condensing them.)
The Cowboys and Dolphins are all sizzle, no steak. Neither has beaten a winning team.
The Bills roster wasn't that good, and now it's a front-office smoldering dumpster fire.
Shut up about the Jets. It ain't happening, Rich Eisen.
WAS is a good story. Getting rid of Snyder is the win here.
NYGarbage
PAThetic.

NFC West
SEA - Could make a run, but are they unexpected?
ARZ - *tumbleweed*
LAR - Straight to DVD in a league built for streaming.

[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If the Bengals drafted Sewell instead of Chase they don't get close to the SB in 2021.
However they win the 2022 SB.

WRs are the most over-valued thing in all of sports.

[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Who cares?

There is nothing more useless and unnecessary than a sideline reporter.

[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Been saying it for weeks:

Belichick will coach the LA Chargers next season.

He gets a ready-to-go offense, and only has play decent defense. Plus remove the Staley Plays (aka shooting yourself in the foot). Easy 10 wins for 2-3 seasons will surpass Shula overall and regular season record.

[–] bionicjoe@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

That's because Cowboys talk is always WAY TOO MUCH and WAY TOO STUPID.

The Cowboys haven't beaten a team with a winning record, lost the Cards, and got completely STOMPED by the 49ers.

Their best 'win' has been almost beating the Eagles. And my son pointed out that besides the two almost scores (where Dak had the ball) that Dak completely missed, made the wrong throw, or took a sack 4 different times in the red zone. Dak's INTs are over-talked. Dak's poor decisions in key situations are not.

Teams that I've heard "Yes, but who have they beaten?"
Eagles, Dolphins, 49ers, Chiefs, Lions, Jags, Bills, Steelers

I have never heard that used with Cowboys, and to be fair they match the Dolphins pretty well. And all of sports media has talked about the Phins being 0-3 against teams with winning records.

I've heard "Cowboys are Superbowl favorites" again this week, twice.
Granted one of these was Bayless, and that's just a Free Space on the Stupidity Bingo card.