charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be are Worg

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

That's not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican "patriot" who flunked civics 101.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn't apply to the '9' and '1' keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1...

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I'm sad.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 54 points 1 month ago

The hands are too big.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 51 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for "safety", then it's too dangerous to be road legal.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 57 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Amazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/white-house-amazon-tariff-price-announcement-is-hostile-2025-04-29/

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Mike Duncan's The History of Rome and Revolutions podcasts (particularly the French Revolution series).

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Data has always understood humor. He may not experience the emotion of mirth, but you don't need that to understand humor. He is pretending not to understand as a practical joke.

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