edwardsscreenname

joined 1 year ago
[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

How would the boys and girls clubs of America react if they knew they were getting donations from a subreddit who supports Hamas’s terror in the Middle East?

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine you meet someone. She’s great looking, is smart and educated, has a great job, loves sex. You take her to meet your parents and they fall in love harder than you do. So, you ask her to marry you and, congratulations, she says yes! On the wedding night to slip into the covers and she’s asleep. Ok. It was a long and exciting day. Except the next day she’s upset with you, but you don’t know what you did wrong. Suddenly, it’s a problem if you want to hang out with your friends. You have sex, sometimes, but it’s used as a weapon to manipulate you. Post coitus you feel terrible. Every time. When your dad falls ill, she skips the trip to the hospital. Your family and friends are too nervous to say anything about her, but they wear their disappointment and sadness on their faces. You’re scrolling through your photo roll on your phone one night, trying to find times where you two were happy and you notice, for the first time, that she’s got a lazy eye, hairs sprouting from odd locations on her face, a wart the size of a dime at the end of her nose. You think you’ve been under a spell. One day, after you refuse to scrub the floors because she’s sure you’re lying about having done it the day before, even though she was there, she says “we should have a baby.” You run. You run and don’t look back. Years pass. You’ve moved on. You’re happy. Things are working out. Then you see it on social media. It’s her. She’s beautiful. They way you thought she was years ago. She’s back with her ex and they both look so happy. It’s a wedding engagement photo. They and their parents couldn’t be happier. And the first comment under the post is from her sister saying she’s so happy she found her true love and that she doesn’t have to be with someone who’s emotionally unavailable and has a hamster dick.

That’s what Al Horford is like.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao, why would Bulls try to get off of one boondoggle contract only to take another one back?

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This is such a reach by a lot of fans who just dislike embiid. He’s clearly setting up his spin move, which he does all the time, where he meets contact and spins off it. But since the defender is the one who actually flopped the contact wasn’t there so it’s like missing the first step on the way down to your mother’s basement. Dummies really have no idea how basketball works.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine celebrating after a flop? Shit is wild. You’re supposed to keep your head down so no one realizes what a clown you are next time.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It’s been a really long time but Brook finally starting to look old.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Can’t wait til Sixers scoop this guy at the deadline

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Dude is a Ben Simmons rookie.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Public figures who make fun of disabled journalists: Jokic and Trump.

Great company.

[–] edwardsscreenname@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they should pray for funding?

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