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(My goto gif when I break stuff)

Meh, crap is barely a swear word is it?

"Tots and pears"

Oops.

Actually, hitting someone with a nail bat should be definitive proof they're not a robot. (according to Asimov's Laws)

Come to think of it, the nail-bat-test could replace those annoying captcha's altogether!

Damn, that's some kutnieuws.

Only one way to deal with a Gordian knot.

Funny, I always thought he looked like a deranged millionaire.

Yes, I think focal length and lighting are the main culprits:

Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

That will definitely work, but I personally think the flags are more instantly recognizable.