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Ooof good one

Now you've done it

Now I'm really embarrassed by my behavior

Wouldn't it be funny if I was collecting all of these for an anthropological survey about performative outrage in public discourse?

Nah, that would be cringe too.

Not like you, who is never cringe

And always touches grass

And is probably getting their dick sucked this very moment while they flex into a mirror and give themselves the little finger gun gesture like "yeeahh, that's right I'm the man, baby"

Right?

Or....

Eh, they started it.

Wow good one

If I'm being honest, I care more about what the homeless people who wander through my neighborhood think than I care even a tiny bit about what some random angry dude on Lemmy thinks...weird right?

So what does your wife think about that mouth of yours?

Lol I'm just kidding, we both know you don't have a wife

Dude fuck off that's what the Internet is.

I'm also doing like 5 other things

Think what you want, I already know I'm living a better life than you are 💖

So how's your personal life going?

Do you usually spend this much time harassing random assholes on the internet, or was there a particular aspect to my offhanded comments that particularly triggered you?

Honestly, I'm all ears

You lose your job? Your boss mean to you? Not a lot of attention from the ladies?

Like what made you such an angry little man, I wonder...

"a plurality"

😂

Ive got a plurality for you

Also you're admitting that the teenagers actions are insignificant in your implications.

Like I think you just want to argue man, what are you so mad about?

You wanna talk about it?

Is 17 sentences hard for you to make?

Like kiss my ass lol

You're wasting your own time, budders

I mean, ideally, yes, people should probably try to live their lives in a way that maximizes the importance of their actions, especially when they're actions that challenge authority.

But hey, I mean laughing at clowns is funny too, it just isn't as impressive as, you know, actually opposing real authority figures