Don't ever change, Catholic Church. More and more people are starting to catch on. In 100 years there might not be a Catholic Church anymore and the world will be better for it.
This headline could've appeared every month for the past 2000 years. It's just that only in modern times are priests and pastors facing actual consequences.
The correct response is for thousands of people to respond on Xitter with, "And no one is even trying to assassinate Musk 🤔"