In hell, they just use Crow Pilot for this sort of thing.
riskable
joined 2 years ago
Me, at life's exit interview...
"Sooo... In regards to my, er, contributions to the good of the world... Does open source software count? What about all those times I made witty comments that made a few people smile? 😬"
If there's so much gold you can pave the streets with it, it's not very valuable.
Having said that, if we're all living in a simulation, then having our "streets" (cables) paved with gold sounds fantastic 👍
Only thing better would be fiberoptic cable but that might not be possible since you can't carry power over fiber 🤷
Aside: You can generate power from light traveling through fiber optic cable but it's not the same thing as carrying power efficiently over copper or (better) gold.
Speaking about assumptions about the afterlife, people who believe in reincarnation typically believe that after you die, you get reincarnated. The assumption there is that it happens right away. What if it happens like a thousand years after you die or maybe an entire universe goes by?
Quick! Someone throw a bucket of water on her!
Mercedes and BMW surprised that their vastly superior vehicles are selling well.
Well, there's five beats, so...
Ts-che-chu-chu-chk
Those both sound like solid reasons to let out an evil giggle.
Note to the reactionaries about to diss this guy: He said "Hispanics and Asian" people. Not black people.
So he could be telling the truth 🤔
MechaTrump, trained on his own speeches (the actual transcripts, not the stuff in the teleprompter) and Xitter/Truth Social posts, will be:
- Constantly flushing toilets
- Attacking wind turbines ("it's not tilting!")
- Insisting that McDonald's be delivered, even though it doesn't eat
- Ordering and "consuming" an endless stream of Diet Cokes that it insists can on be served by the can (it in fact has a button on its head, "Diet Coke Me" that it presses constantly)
- Yelling at anyone it sees with brown-ish skin
- Running up to any and all podiums to speak incoherent nonsense
- When handed a roll of paper towels, it will throw them into a crowd
The Void already has claims to all of us. The Void actually enjoys and needs the screaming, so it'll be patient and wait until your warranty runs out; when your particular version stops getting patches and reaches EOL.
When that happens, it'll welcome you, and you'll get sent to /dev/random instead of the recycle bin or the trash can.
Note: You'll have to wait for enough entropy in order to get to your next destination. How long that takes depends on how many people are screaming into the void at that time 🤷
Comcast—in the top ten of the shittiest companies of all time that no one wants to have to deal with—is surprised that their "new" deal of, "be slightly less villainous, and expect all our problems to go away" isn't working.