Roll the dice huh?
You know, I'm actually really into TTRPGs... and I actually keep my a few of my dice on me as a sort of silly good luck charm, here, lemme show you!
rolls for initiative in my own mind
reaches into jacket, draws concealed pistol
Oh I did find such jobs, but then I managed to get asssulted in a mugging, lost my ids and cards and phone, ended up hospitalized, lost my job, got evicted, ended up homeless for about two years.
On the bright side of that, managed to get SSDI payments and recently set myself up with actual doctors after having to wait for the medicare application window thing, as well as... at least a 6 month lease at a roach motel.
Now I get to do PT for ... 6 months to a year? And maybe I can walk without a cane again, and use my wrist for more than 20 minutes at a time without it excruciatingly seizing up.