In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...
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this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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But how would they type it?
They are a bad shot
So much potential greentext, wasted.
People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔
Sharp women
these goddamn feminists ruin everything
Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It's the newest fad, baby!
/hides_strapon_behind_back_as_spouse_enters_house
this is why we need to regulate wives
I'd say we should just outright make homicide illegal so we don't have to be sexist about it.
yeah, fuck men though, they can stab as many men as they want, as long as they're in a gay relationship.
well yeah obviously gays should be allowed to stab people
We kinda do, there are legal requirements for marriage
pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.
https://www.jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-in-your-car-1850929717/
https://www.jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-minutes-in-america-1851472717/
that's a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah
Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....
Anon probably deserved it
He's lucky his wife didn't have a gun.
Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.
You repeated it?
If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.
Aim center mass babe
Hmm...
This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very.... wonderful combination.
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