splount

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[–] splount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

To clarify, the incest didn't SHOCK me. Kids out of windows did.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Game of Thrones.

The incest didn't bother me, but pushing a child out a window hit the wrong note with me and my wife.

 

Such posers!

[–] splount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Dirt therapy, which is mostly weeding at this point, and some Stardew Valley. It is not lost on me that these are both farm related. It would be cool if I could mix the two, although I'm not sure I would want to enslave Junimos IRL. However, it might be fun to explore a nearby cave or hang out with a local wizard.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

With these comments it's difficult to tell whose cock he's gargling.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Fuckin' asshats!

[–] splount@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weird...usually no one cares so long as the stock price goes up. Or he's fucking children...and even then these companies take a "wait and see" attitude.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The word trivia comes from Latin. In Roman times people would place signs with interesting tidbits about their nearby town where roads meet as a way of luring travellers to their town. Tri means three and via is road. So trivia are useless and entertaing facts originally found at the confluence of three roads.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I recognize that you are asking about European place names but how humans named things in North America might give some insight. A really great book on how places got their names in the US is Names on the Land: a historical account of place-naming in the United States by George R. Stewart (ISBN 978-1-59017-273-5).

[–] splount@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Oh no, they realize they might not have complete control over their little world! Heavens to murgatroyd!

[–] splount@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)

When listening to pundits on cable opinion shows, you hear a lot of confusion as to why the orange turd is saying these incendiary things daily instead of appealing to moderate voters in various demographics. "Why is his campaign doing this?!?!?"

Well, he's not appealing to swing voters because he preemptively needs his base hyped up and ready to burn the whole house down. In his mind it doesn't matter who votes for what. He just needs it close. Let Roger Stone and chaos take care of the rest.

I'm voting today. Make sure you do so in the next week.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

[–] splount@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Trump plays "worker" for a few minutes. McDonald's gets e coli. Coincidence? (Best read in the smarmy voice of Tucker Carlson or Jesse Waters.)

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