swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, if you're ever in North Texas...

Yeah, I'm like a weird Godzilla that way. I pick up busses, but then I put them back down as I make my way to the center of town.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

See, I feel heard in this. Not to brag, but I'm 6'4" and "things" are proportional. I sometimes step over stuff that others wouldn't, but I'd hesitate at a chair. There's too much risk, he'd have to have a tight nutsack all the time.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

It's okay! I actually have "gold-pressed latinum" programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like "what the fuck is platinum" on the rare occasions I need to type that word.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We love you so much, but it's "gold-pressed latinum"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I'm sure there's a judge that you could get onboard

[–] swab148@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"This investigation could take a year or more, better get the subscription."

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Sold! Lol, I'm just that into chocolate.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Paw Patrol is on a roll!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I need to watch Paw Patrol, I feel like my niece is probably gonna grill me on it next time I see her.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

He's just bringing xexy back

[–] swab148@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They should run Arch, btw

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