You sound like a buddy of mine from high school. Great guy, I'd love to see what he's up to now, but last I heard it was super secret, like he's trying to build his own kernel and he doesn't want anyone to copy him, I guess.
Anyways, ELI5? Any good reason I should use your system instead of Debian 12 and normal hardening practices? You talk about "Linuxification" like it's a bad thing, can you expand on that idea? Most people use PCs for gaming or media purposes, how do you address that issue?

Did this with an 09 MacBook, installed Debian 12 with XFCE, and everything just worked with no additional setup!