usualsuspect191

Maybe they've got the wrong house

Not really needing it instead of not needing it at all is still crazy

Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut

The scarf in Shinobi was such a revelation when it came out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinobi_(2002_video_game)

I still buy CDs. I rip them, then store the disc as physical backup.

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I prefer blueberries

The title is usually a bait and switch to get you into the comments.

AITAH for shoving a small child?

There was a bus about to hit them and I saved their life. Their mother cursed me out because the kid got a skinned knee. Half my family thinks I need to apologize. They're blowing up my phone.

Also in the Fifth Element

I've found peertube won't go full screen in game mode for some reason, so now I'm wondering if this will work. Not seeing sponsorblock or ~~adblocking~~ though which is a dealbreaker

Edit: it has adblocking, I missed that sentence somehow

This is acceptable

Not sure I like the ABBB rhyme scheme here