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At 390 mg, it's more like 2½ Monsters. For some people (me) that's just Tuesday

Oh God, it's all over now, the bed bug experts have been compromised

Lmao fucking autocorrect

Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

Xeet xeet, motherfucker

Best I can do is Captain Bateson

Thanks, that's pretty much what I figured you'd say. The down vote was a nice touch.

I'm confused. Who else is fighting besides Hamas and the IDF?

Oh boy...

Honestly I once did this to my desktop environment because I saw a huge list of packages and ignored it because I thought they were packages that could be upgraded, not that it was going to uninstall my fucking desktop lol

Back when I did smoke I only ever really got that feeling from the first cigarette of the day, which is probably why I didn't have trouble quitting.

2016 was almost worth it just for that clip