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[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 33 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

John Daly just hasn’t been sober in 40 years and now his body processes alcohol faster than any blood test or breathalyzer to reliably detect.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like he once got arrested for waiting for a stop sign to turn green.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Nice.

bird pussy

The judges would also have accepted "giraffe balls" and "a kite".

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

You joke but my dad was the doc on some cases were the guy should have been dead from alcohol poisoning, according to modern medicine, and instead was driving with very little impediment. Mithridatisation really is a thing.