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Tiger would have more but California police have been very lenient with him over the years. He wrecked a car on pain pills a few years back and the police decided not to take a blood sample after the incident and said they couldn't prosecute him due to lack of evidence
wait fuck i saw his doppelganger the other day. Dude had gatorskin pants on and mexican pointy boots. looked sharp as fuck.
That sounds like Alain Robert. Was your man free solo climbing a skyscraper, or perhaps a cliff in the south of France?
If somebody told me 20 years ago that Lemmy Kilmister would outlive Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, I would've laughed.
John Daly just hasn’t been sober in 40 years and now his body processes alcohol faster than any blood test or breathalyzer to reliably detect.
You joke but my dad was the doc on some cases were the guy should have been dead from alcohol poisoning, according to modern medicine, and instead was driving with very little impediment. Mithridatisation really is a thing.
He looks like he once got arrested for waiting for a stop sign to turn green.
When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.
Nice.
bird pussy
The judges would also have accepted "giraffe balls" and "a kite".
When you’re as rich as these fuckwads, why would you ever choose to drive?
Because driving is fucking awesome! Just depends where you do it.
Some people can’t not be in control.
He distracts the cops with his pants and Jedi Mind tricks them into letting him go.
It's easy to drive drunk if you do everything else drunk too.
this unironically worked for me until my supply ran out.
They're both maga trump bootlickers, so i wouldn't be surprised if it was either one
So you're saying they're rich knobs?
Daly. Thrilla the Gorilla is a dunce.
Good ol’ boy network?