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Pete Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members (townflex.com)

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[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had some issues, so I got it tested, and it turns out I'm 0.1 above the threshold for men to get HRT. The absolute lowest "normal" range for men, so they can't legally help me 😂

For some reason my beard is epic though. Shame I hate having a beard, was planning to get it lasered off. The cosmetic surgeon looked like I suggested killing a puppy and tried to talk me out of it. It's my face, I don't care if everyone else likes it prickly and uncomfortable

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

My mate once waxed his beard. It was painful, hilarious and patchy in equal measures.