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[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Why are they so enormously homoerotic? If you want to suck a dick, go for it. Grindr is a thing.

So either get railed or fuck your bottoms until they are in heaven.

But god fucking damn it, stop screwing with the world.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

The military, at least the Marine Corps, was the gayest place I've ever been. Homoeroticism runs rampant.

That being said, testing for low T is a big what we to me. I'd say that falls under medical care, and they're providing it, so good.

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Oh, they know very intimately how to use Grindr... they're just awful people