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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 166 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

just fuckin pay teachers more its not hard

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

No but actually it is. Because criminals and browns and gays are scary, but investing in your children's future.... No no no, can't have that, that's too expensive. Where will the money come from? Everybody will lose their jobs if we upset the masters! We must protect the status quo at all costs!

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 90 points 2 days ago (1 children)

its not hard

But with our new AI instructress sexbot, it will be!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Suddenly, I'm very interesting in leqrning everything our Dominatrix overlords have to say.

[–] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

just fuck[...] teachers [...] hard

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

But that won't enrich my friend's tech startup.