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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hey - they can whisper entire codebases with it

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 47 points 5 days ago (5 children)

()[]{}:!-_@#%*/;.

imagine trying to whisper these

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago (4 children)

open parentheses close parentheses open square bracket close square bracket open curly bracket close curly bracket colon exclamation point hyphen underscore at sign pound sign percent symbol asterisk forwardsl slash semicolon period

Wow I’m so efficient!

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

~~pound sign~~

Octothorpe, ftfy

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
  • Pound sign: £
  • Hash: #
  • Octothorpe: Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

£ is pound sterling sign, not pound sign. # is pound sign.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not over here it isn't.

(I'm assuming you're from over there of course)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm from neither there nor there, but given that there are two signs that can be called pound sign, it's IMO less confusing if you use "pound sterling" sign for the pound sterling, and "pound" sign for the other pound sign

Also the word pound has lost all meaning to me now, it look weird to read or write the word pound

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

There's one word for pound sign. The other thing is called hash

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 6 points 5 days ago

sorry, I didnt get that

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

super aside, the text to speech in R.e.p.o doesn't pronounce parentheses but it does for square and curly brackets, which you can type really fast and then annoy your friends with minute long voice lines.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

"open square bracket"

1 🖊️ ⬜ 🎾

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

On the one hand, each and every one of those has at least one pronounceable name, but on the other, I think these masks are for natural language, conversational AI prompt generation, so there'd be little to no need for any of them.

You've got to remember that this is being marketed towards bosses and C-levels who haven't written a line of code in their lives, or have completely forgotten how, much preferring to tell people what they want and then expecting it to magically appear in front of them as soon as possible.

[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

I was wondering about this

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago

They just ask the llm to make regex

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

And all without a single junior dev in the open office hearing their genius. Aside from the junior dev who bought the fucking thing in the vain hope they could roleplay as a more competent employee. That junior dev can hear themself going "no, fuck, delete, how do I- no, stop typing, you stupid fucking thing", which I assume counts as "genius".